This. Now.

In case you somehow missed it, Foster Friess (holy shit, that is his real name), had some really cogent words about this whole birth control thing. He is a very rich man who is a major supporter of Rick Santorum and so he got to go on TV and say that in his day, gals just put aspirin between their knees. You can watch the clip here:

Click for a super smart guy talking about something he obviously knows a lot about!

Great idea, Man-Who-Is-Named-After-An-Ice-Cream-And-Hot-Dog-Stand! Here are some more of his awesome and modern ideas about women’s reproductive health! All 100% guaranteed by Foster Friess to work!

• Taking 1 Tbsp of Castor oil and an hour long soak in epsom salts
• A nice, medium-rare steak
• Praying to God (the real one, not one of them non-Jesus ones)
• Being On Your Period (ewww! Gross!!!!)
• Religious Freedom?
• Sewing Your Vagina Shut
• Shut Up, Why Are You Even Asking This? You Are A Woman And Should Just Do What I Say.

Hahaha, Foster Friess is the best! What a smart and interesting and fun and the worst and terrible and a sign that idiocy and ignorance are rewarded in our culture person he is!