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DC Pierson: A Most Troublesome Dream
“Wake up! Wake up, Maker Of T-Shirts, TV Shows, Movies, Stand-Up Comedy, Or Animated Gifs! You were screaming in your sleep!”
“Oh God, Sheila, I just had the most horrible dream. I dreamt…”
“Yes?”
“It’s too horrible to even say aloud.”
“But you must! To name your fear is to claim your fear!…
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i mean, thank goodness this will never actually be true, buuuuuuuuut…
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simple. Children must stop growing up. Please. And thank you. Dudes.
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