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Tim Tebow’s Fire by John Parr. This is what it’s come to.

All you need to do is have a ridiculously public faith in god and a wildly inconsistant QB rating, and you too can have an 80s almost-hit rerecorded to be about you!

(Also: I’m very excited for the Patriots to instantly prove this song wrong.)

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